Symptoms

Symptoms that you have Trojan Fever:-

1. You grow horns on your head. The number of horns varies between the range of two to three. Why do some people get two and other people get three? - who knows?... The reasons for that are yet to be determined.

2. You start laughing uncontrollably. Some would argue, that there's nothing bad about laughing too much. But you can imagine why this condition would be a problem at say a funeral...

3. You get constant hiccups. 

    One definition of hiccups in Urban Dictionary reads :- 

stupid orgasms of the throat Well.. I don't know. I guess that's pretty close.

4. Nausea.

People inflicted with Trojan Fever often report feeling nauseous.

5. Another puzzling symptom of Trojan Fever is that you develop an allergy against furry animals. So, if you are inflicted with Trojan Fever and have a furry animal in the house - that animal is likely to be the cause of your death.