Daily Trojan: Leaked Photos from Keck Report on September 9, 2013

Warning: includes sensitive material and images that may be perceived as offensive to some parties. 

Two days ago, a statement was released by Keck School of Medicine that basically reinforced the idea that nobody knows what is going on. Or does it?

At a private institution there is always the fear of how privileged information gets disseminated. There is a hierarchy and as students, we are (despite what the Administration says) at the bottom of the totem pole. Don't pretend like you haven't seen the nervous professors and big shots getting Uber-ed off campus to secure locations. We all feel New-North quarantine struggle. There are only so many Cups of Noodle left under our beds.

But we have the right to know, a right we cannot forget. 

Over the past 24 hours the Daily Trojan Staff has been working hard to follow through on your right, to declassify the classified. To give the power back to the people. Below are several of the findings from this effort.

Sample 1. Taken from Keck Virology Report on Project TRFV.

Sample 2. Taken from Keck Virology Report on Project TRFV.

Here are some excerpts from the report that we could decode.

"...pink squamous cells...likely harmed...cause unknown."

"Magenta smooth muscle strip...[omitted]...lethal."

"...the disparity between coloration in Sample 1 and Sample 2...direct indication of virus presence."

"Purple coloration highly unusual."

"...ratio of dark staining to light staining...possible cure."

"Sample 1 reacted [omitted] when antibiotics were applied...this chain of events is considered telling."

"...presence of a large white spot...raises concern."

"Needle in Sample 2 is pointing...potential mutation..."

"Sample 3 not included in report due to controversial nature." 

"This study has been conclusive."

As members of the student body, we find several of those words and phrases very alarming. Lethal. Unusual. Cause unknown. Possible cure. Concern. Mutation. Conclusive. And to think that there is a third sample somewhere floating around out there with information that could possibly lead to something more? 

The student body has been left to wallow in ignorance and sickness. The time is now to act. Demand more information. Demand assistance. Follow the Daily Trojan in our quest to overthrow the tyrannical and hierarchical Administration. FIGHT ON!